do u spik inglis parla englese

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:


Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly.
"In this country . . . we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm
a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

Kyrie Eleison!

Mitsos lived above his restaurant with only his beloved pet dog called Stavros for company.

One day Stavros the dog died and Mitsos went to his local priest and asked,

"Father, my dog Stavros died. Could you do a Trisagion for the poor animal, he was like a son to me?"

Father Nikos shook his head,

"I' m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But, there's an English church on the next block.

God knows what they believe in. Maybe they'll do something for your dog?"

Mitsos said, "I'll go right away Father. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Nikos exclaimed, "Kyrie Eleison! Vre Mitsos, why didn't you tell me the dog was Greek Orthodox?